Doc, every time after sex I hear whistle. What's your age? 70. You know, this is very natural. It would strange if you heard applause...
Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men? It changes their blood type.
Q: Why don't Canadians have group sex? A: Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.
What did the Irish spinster keep saying in her prayers? ‘Good Lord, please have Murphy on me…’
A man comes home from a hard day of work only to find his wife laying infront of the fire place with her legs wide open. He asked, "Honey what are you doing?" She replied, "I'm heating up your dinner."
A man says to his wife, ‘You know what, two inches more and I’d be king.’ She replies, ‘Two inches less and you’d be queen.’
I went into the bar the other day & the bartender said: "What'ya have?" I said: "Suprise me." He did, He showed me a naked picture of my wife. I said: "Hey, who said you could mess around with my wife?" "Everyone did" he replied..."
Q: What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A: They can both smell it, but can't eat it.
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight!
An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."
Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died? A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink.