Since it started to rain, my wife can't stop looking through the window.
If it will start pouring down, I'm afraid I will have to let her inside.
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A lady went and sat down next to him.
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His hand slipped.
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What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons?
It means the future will be great!
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A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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A very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world.
After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart.
Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of the heart.
He tells her that the heart is located two inches below the left nipple.
The old woman hangs up the phone, takes careful aim and shoots herself in the left knee.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?"
Matthew: "I don't know. What?"
Michael: "Candy corneas."
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Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined?
A: For buttering up her clients.
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What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
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