How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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A bittersweet victory.
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Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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Saved myself a fiver.
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Not everyone has it.
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Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac?
A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it?
The AIDS team.
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Me: "Here comes the airplane!"
Baby: Opens mouth.
Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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