How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
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KFC in Asia?
Korean fried cat.
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He said he can't walk.
Q: Why did cow cross road?
A: To find to the udder side.
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Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp?
The kids come back.
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Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor?
Because he can Nazi.
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Join the Army, meet some fascinating people, then kill them.
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