Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall?
A: To see her crack.
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A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive.
Q: Whats worse then that?
A: He has to eat his way out.
Q: Whats worse then that?
A: He goes back for more.
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No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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Q: Where did OP go in the explosion?
A: Everywhere.
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I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
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Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.
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Q: Where do one-legged people eat?
A: IHOP.
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