Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall?
A: To see her crack.
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Q: How do Asians name their babies?
A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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Crocodiles are easy.
They try to kill and eat you.
People are harder.
Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
- Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
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Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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What has more brains than a dead baby?
The wall behind it.
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Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world?
A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
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Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him:
"Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?"
Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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Use to be we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steven Jobs.
Now we have no hope, no cash, and no jobs.
Please do not die Kevin Bacon.
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Q: What do black people smoke?
A: Niggerettes.
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Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one.
Break their bones - they have 206.
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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