Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? A: To see her crack.
Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.
W: Where did Lucy go during the bombing? A: Everywhere.
What's pink and chunky? A baby with leprosy.
Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
Black humour is like a pair of legs. Not everyone has it.
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good." To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
Patient: "Are you sure that you can do this operation safely?" Doctor: "That is what I want to find out myself."