Joke #2768

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew it.
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About 4,000 years ago: God: "I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!" Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note* God: "Correction, I shall create a great flood!"
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