Teacher: “How do you spell “dog”?”
Boy: “D, o, g, enter.”
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Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Dad: "I heard you missed school yesterday."
Little Johnny: "Not a bit."
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Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school?
A: Because they're all in high school
Teacher: Why are you late?
Ramu: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Ramu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
“Dad, can you write in the dark?”
“I think so. What is it you want me to write?”
“Your name on this report card.”
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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What did the music teacher need a ladder for?
To reach the top notes.