What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright. Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed: - to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying. - to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin. - to be a Nobel Prize winner. - to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time. - he was fired "on accident."
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.