Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'