Joke #2926

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.

Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."

Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.