Joke #2926

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.

Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.

Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!

Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.

Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.

Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.

Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.

Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.