Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.