Joke #2926

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.

Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".

Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.

Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.

Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.

Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.

You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.

Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.

Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"

Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.