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Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
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Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
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Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
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Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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