Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.