Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."