Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.