Joke #5261

Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared

Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.

"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"

Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.

Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.

Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute

Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.

Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.