Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.