Joke #5261

Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Vote: has 46.54 % from 13 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Vote: has 76.05 % from 186 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Vote: has 47.37 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Vote: has 63.22 % from 31 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: insulting, political, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Vote: has 65.42 % from 61 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Vote: has 37.27 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Yo mama
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Vote: has 36.82 % from 36 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Christmas, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Vote: has 58.75 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Vote: has 39.74 % from 51 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Vote: has 48.78 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: duck, money, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
Vote: has 51.34 % from 12 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Yo mama