Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.