Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.