Joke #5261

Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared

Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!

Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

You mama so old she made yoda look young.

Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.

Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.