Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.