Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.