Joke #11007

Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.

Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!

"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.

Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!

Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."