Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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And walked away.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.