Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!