Joke #11007

Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.

Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.

Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.

Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.

Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.

Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.

Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.