Joke #2927

Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???

Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.

Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.

Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!