Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!