Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.