Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.