Joke #2948

Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.

Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."

Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.

Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"

Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!

Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.

Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.

Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.

Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...