Joke #2948

Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.

Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

Yo Mama so ugly, that even titanium broke apart when it saw her.

Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.

Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.

Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.

Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.

Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.

Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!

Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".

Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.