Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.