Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.