Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.