Joke #4160

Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"

Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.

Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.

Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.

Yo mamma so stupid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.