Joke #4160

Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.

Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.

Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.

Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-

Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.

Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!

Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...