Joke #4354

Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.

Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.

"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"

Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.

Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.

Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!

Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.