Joke #4354

Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.

Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.

Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.

Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.

Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.

Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.

Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.