Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.