Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."