Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.