Joke #4354

Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.

Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."

Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.

Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.

Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.

Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.

Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.

Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!