Joke #4354

Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.

Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.

Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!

Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.

Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.

Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.

Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.