What fur do we get from a tiger?
As fur as possible!
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Vote:
How do you hire a horse?
Put a brick under each hoof!
The judge:
Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association?
The inculpated:
Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk."
Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?
Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A: They have cotton balls.
A penguin's car breaks down and he has it towed to a repair shop.
The mechanic tells him that he should have some information in about an hour.
The penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street so he wanders over while the mechanic works.
He finds the vanilla is the best ice cream he's ever eaten and he eats it with messy and gluttonous abandon getting it all over his face.
He goes back to the mechanic's to check on his car.
The mechanic informs him, "It looks as though you've blown a seal."
"Oh, no." replies the penguin "It's just some ice cream."