What fur do we get from a tiger?
As fur as possible!
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What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A rubbit!
Q: What is a black cat's favorite color?
A: Purrrrrr-ple!
Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend?
A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
It got angry and bit at the champ!
While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.
When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means "Fuck you! " in gorilla language. The explanation didn't make the victim feel any better and he vowed revenge.
The next day he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage.
Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried to the zoo and over to the gorilla's cage, where he tossed a hat, a knife, and a party horn.
Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a party hat.
The gorilla looked at him, looked at the hat, and put it on. Next, he picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla picked up his horn and did the same.
Then the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half.
The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at the man, and pulled down his eyelid."
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elkaseltzer.
I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!