What fur do we get from a tiger?
As fur as possible!
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus.
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?
A hip hopper.
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?
A charmer farmer.
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him.
He stopped one of the runners and asked, "What’s happening?"
The runner replied breathlessly, "A lion has escaped from the zoo."
"Oh my, which way is it heading?"
"Well you don’t think we are chasing it, do you?"
Q: Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?
A: He was looking for pooh!
A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman:
- Do you have any bananas?
- No,I don't. ( says the barman)
- Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey)
- No,I have not got any bananas!
- Do you have any bananas?
- If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter!
- Do you have any nails?
- No,I don't.
- Do you have any bananas?
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.
"You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad.
Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."
Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"