Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.