Joke #2969

Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.

Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.

Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.

Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.

Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.