Joke #2969

Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"

Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.

Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.

Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.

Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.

Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!