Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.