Joke #2969

Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Vote: has 50.45 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Vote: has 40.95 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Vote: has 55.34 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Vote: has 45.58 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Vote: has 46.10 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Vote: has 54.26 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Vote: has 64.28 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Vote: has 72.01 % from 672 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Vote: has 54.97 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Vote: has 38.50 % from 39 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama