Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!