Joke #2969

Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!

Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.

Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.

Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.

My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.

Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.

"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.

Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.