My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.