My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!