My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.