Joke #6618

My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Vote:
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Vote:
has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Vote:
has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Vote:
has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Vote:
has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Vote:
has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Vote:
has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Vote:
has 63.22 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: age, god, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Vote:
has 82.19 % from 8299 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
Vote:
has 74.14 % from 383 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: airplane, fat, travel, Yo mama