My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.