My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.