My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.