Joke #6618

My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.

Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.

Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.

Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.

Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.

Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.

Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.

Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.