My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!