Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common?
A: They both have a black box.
Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN?
A: Would that be a "missionary position?"
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde.
The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde.
The bouncer is blonde.
The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole?
You swerve to miss a pothole!
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert.
They found a lamp and rubbed it.
A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.
The redhead wished to be back home.
Poof! She was back home.
The brunette wished to be at home with her family.
Poof! She was back home with her family.
The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.