Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it, and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
What do you call a blonde with a brain?
A golden retriever.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break...
It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
Why can’t blondes make ice cubes?
They forget the recipe.
A blond smokes in her yard. The garbage man asks her:
Any garbage today?
Yes, tree sacks please...
There's a blonde walking down a trail.
She comes to a river and stops. She looks right then left.
She sees another blonde on the other side.
She asks her "how do you get to the other side?"
The blonde on the other side look right then left and says "you are on the other side"!
How do you confuse a blonde?
You don’t, they’re born that way!
What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were asked where they would like to go.
The brunette said she would like to go to Mars.
The redhead said she would like to go to Venus.
The blonde said she would like to go to the Sun.
"But you would burn up", said the brunette. "Well, I would go at night. Duh", said the blonde.