Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?" The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!" The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory? A: She threw away all of the "W's".
Why do the blondes spill water over the computer? They want to navigate over the internet.
A woman yells to a blonde walking along a river, "How do I get on the other side!?" The blonde says, "You are on the other side!"
Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store? The sign said "Wet Floor."
Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet? A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
Young, blond, sexy, extreme sports amateur, nice body, long legs, sells truck...
A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didn't make it. "Didn't make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!" the former blonde asked.