Q: What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.
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It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke.
She went to the coke machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out - so she kept putting money in.
And since it was such a hot day, a line had formed behind her.
Finally, a guy on line said, "Will you hurry up? We're all hot and thirsty!"
And the blonde said, "No way. I'm still winning!"
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes
A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised?
A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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I see a blonde walking down the street with a rope tied around her waist and I ask,
"Why do you have a rope tied around your waist?"
And the blonde says,
"Because im trying to commit suicide."
I ask,
"why don't you just tie it around your neck?"
She says,
"I already tried that but I couldn't breathe."
Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN?
A: Would that be a "missionary position?"
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
Q: What's the idea of a blonde of natural childbirth?
A: No make-up.