Q: What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.
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Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A: Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Put a scratch and sniff on the showerhead.
Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes
A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
Q: How does a blonde part her hair?
A: By doing the splits.
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
A blonde goes to the doctor with both of her ears and her right hand are burned.
"Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor.
"I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear."
"What about the other ear and your hand?"
"I tried to call for an ambulance."