Joke #4908

Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film? A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it

how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.

What’s it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear? Data transfer.

Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

What did the blonde say when she found out that she was pregnant? I hope it's not mine.

Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"

Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.

Three blonde men are on one side of a wide river and don't know how to get across. The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across. The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a boat and rows across. Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and she walks across the bridge.

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?  A: Humpme Dumpme.

A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal. Soon, a man walks in. "I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!" "Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!" The customer left.