Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film?
A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it
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What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear.
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
A blonde desserts her home town out of shame, and colors her hair brown.
She drives past a farm and sees all the sheep.
She goes up to the farmer and ask, "If I guess how many sheep you have can I have one?"
The farmer nodded. She continued. "159" The farmer is surprised. "How did you know?"
"Lucky guess" She grabs one and gets in her car.
The farmer comes up and says, "If I can guess your real hair color can I get my dog back?"
Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet?
To feed the toilet duck!
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?
A: She burys it.
Q: Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?
A: She forgot to close her eyes.
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord and nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells, "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"