A three-year-old boy fell eighteen feet into a zoo enclosure containing seven gorillas. He was immediately rescued, not by zookeepers, but by one of the animals. The 150 lb. female gorilla picked up the unconscious form of the boy and laid it at a door to be easily retrieved by zookeepers. This cross-species rescue has resulted in thousands of dollars in donations to the zoo. It is perhaps because of these donations that zookeepers have kept quiet about one vital detail, a hastily scrawled note tucked in the boy's collar: "Thanks; but we prefer fruit."
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Spot!
Why is there no gambling in Africa? -Too many Cheetahs!
"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?" "Because theres to many cheetahs."
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
A man is walking home when he sees a dog buying meat for his owner. The man watches the dog when the butcher takes a little to much and growls and him until he gets the right amount. The man follows the dog and watches as the dog stands on two legs and helps an old lady across the street. Amazed the man follows the dog home and watches the dog ring the doorbell. When the owner comes to the door the owner takes the bags and tells the dog to stay in the front yard. Frustrated the man goes up to the owner and yells "This dog is amazing! He gets your groceries, makes sure you have the exact change, helps old ladies across the street and this is how you treat him!" The owner replies, "I know but,this is the 3rd time this week he left his keys".
How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.