Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy." The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."