Joke #10396

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.

Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.

Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked. "I am." said the man. "I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?" The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one." "No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said. "Here's your chicken." said the farmer.

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."

A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle." His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..." He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"