Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine." His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine." Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"