Joke #2267

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
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A man is walking home when he sees a dog buying meat for his owner. The man watches the dog when the butcher takes a little to much and growls and him until he gets the right amount. The man follows the dog and watches as the dog stands on two legs and helps an old lady across the street. Amazed the man follows the dog home and watches the dog ring the doorbell. When the owner comes to the door the owner takes the bags and tells the dog to stay in the front yard. Frustrated the man goes up to the owner and yells "This dog is amazing! He gets your groceries, makes sure you have the exact change, helps old ladies across the street and this is how you treat him!" The owner replies, "I know but,this is the 3rd time this week he left his keys".
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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They re always switching their tails.
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Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
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Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend? A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
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What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
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A mouse chanced on a pool of whiskey that was the result of a raid by prohibition-enforcement agents. The mouse had had no previous acquaintance with liquor, but now, being thirsty, it took a sip of the strange fluid, and then retired into its hole to think. After some thought, it returned to the pool, and took a second sip of the whiskey. It then withdrew again to its hole, and thought. Presently, it issued and drew near the pool for the third time. Now, it took a big drink. Nor did it retreat to its hole. Instead, it climbed on a soap box, stood on its hind legs, bristled its whiskers, and squeaked: "Now, bring on your cat!"
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Teacher: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do? Christy: I'd climb a tree. Teacher: if the lion climbs a tree? Christy: I will jump in the lake and swim. Teacher: if the lion also jumps in the water and swims after you? Christy: Teacher, are you on my side or on the lion's?
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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
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What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.
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Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you... This is life of a dog.
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