Joke #2999

What color is a burp? It's burple!
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A younboy gave his mum a big wrapped up birthday present on a Saturday. She opened it up and it was a tea pot. She said "What a wonderful tea port darling - thank you." The boy said "That's good." Mum said "However I already have a tea pot." The boy replied "No you haven't - I broke it."
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What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 65.72 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
Two men are chatting; "My son asked me: 'Daddy, where do children come from?'" "It's not a big deal... Today kids are interested in that matter on the early years." "Yeah men, but the real issue here is that my son is... married... for five years!"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, marriage
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?" "No" her mother replied. "Well, I think I have to throw up!" "Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush." In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat. "Did you throw up?" her mother asked. "Yes" the little girl replied. "Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so quickly?" "I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy" the little girl replied, "They have a box next to the front door that says 'for the sick'."
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: catholic, church, disgusting, kids
There were 11 people – ten men and one woman – hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didn’t, the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally, the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return. When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping.
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has 81.49 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: husband, kids, life, men, women
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 73.12 % from 408 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, kids, life, war
The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said. The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.” When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: cop, kids
"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."
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has 79.96 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, money, wedding