Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? Because she was trying to make up her mind.
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee. "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly? The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing."
A blonde was so proud of herself because she finished a jigsaw in 6 months and the cover said 2-4 years!
A blond was taking a shower and her husband called in and asked "did you find the new dry hair shampoo I picked up for you?" And the blond replied "yes but there's a problem I already got my hair wet"
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
A woman yells to a blonde walking along a river, "How do I get on the other side!?" The blonde says, "You are on the other side!"
Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
One day a Blonde went the doctor with a burn on her stomach. The doctor gasped and asked what happened. the Blonde told the doctor she put a lighter against her stomach. The doctor asked her why in the world she would do that. the blond said "I was trying to burn calories."
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!