Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
Because she was trying to make up her mind.
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Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A. Divorcee'
Why can’t blondes make ice cubes?
They forget the recipe.
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette look through a dictionary for the hardest words they know.
The brunette's word is "quizzical."
The redhead's word is "sardonic."
The blonde's word is "di*k."
What job did the blonde have at the M&M factory?
Proofreading.
Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room?
A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed?
She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
Q: What is long and hard to a blonde?
A: Fourth grade.
A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette what she was going to buy.
The brunette replied, "I think I'll buy a new set of plates because mine are chipped. What are you going to buy?"
The blonde said, "I think I'm gonna buy a new butt, because my old one has an enormous crack in it."