Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
Because she was trying to make up her mind.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
A blind man walks into a bar.
The blind man sits down, thinking he'd break the ice with the bartender by asking "Wanna hear a blond joke?"
In a hushed voice, a man beside him says "Before you tell that joke, you should know our bartender IS blonde, or bouncer is blond, I'm a 6'4" black belt, the man sitting on the other side of me is 6'2, 250lbs, and a rugby player. The guy sitting next to you is pushing 300, 6'6, and he's a wrestler. We're ALL blond. So you think about it mister, do you really wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man sat for a second, thinking over the odds and then replied "No, not if I have to explain it five times."
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Three blondes are stranded on an island.
A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish.
So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army.
The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a flair and sets it off.
The third blonde says that she wants to be even smarter than both of them, so the fairy changes her hair color to black and she says,"Let's go over the bridge."
Vote:
Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes
A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.
Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake?
A: Must be an earthquake.
How do blondes pierce their ears?
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
A blonde girl walks in the street and sees a banana peel.
Sad she was, thinking...damn I will stumble again...!
A man and a blonde are at an ATM.
The man says "I know you'r pincode, it's ****" and the blonde says "No it's not! It's 4829!"
blonde asked someone what time it was, and the person told her it was 3:45.
The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."