Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"