Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.