Joke #4412

Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!

Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.

Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.

Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.

Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.

Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.

Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".

Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.