Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.