Joke #4412

Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.

Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.

Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.

Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.

Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.

Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.

Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.