Joke #4412

Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Vote: has 40.95 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Vote: has 46.10 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Vote: has 65.02 % from 5 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: bird, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
Vote: has 33.40 % from 47 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Vote: has 77.44 % from 301 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, student, Yo mama
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Vote: has 44.24 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Vote: has 76.03 % from 269 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Vote: has 40.95 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Vote: has 39.39 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fish, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Vote: has 54.16 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama