Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.