Joke #4412

Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.

Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!

Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.

"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"

Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".

Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.