Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute