Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much." The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house." The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two." The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man." The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two." The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."
Teller: "Why did the blonde move to L.A.?" Blonde: "I don't know. Why?" Teller: "It was easier to spell." Blonde: "Easier than what?"
A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror.
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your Note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons of milk. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath". The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs."
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box? A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."
How do you determine a blonde’s IQ? With a tyre gauge.