Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
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There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store.
The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car.
She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second.
When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.
The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs.
"No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook?
She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine...
then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him...
The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
"I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money...
but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
I'm a blonde!
I'm a blonde, yay!
B-L-O...?
I'm a blonde, yay!
Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film?
A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it
How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
Two.
One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies?
A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.
I dyed my hair!