Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
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Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
A blonde enters a library.
She goes to the counter and says "I'll like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola."
The librarian says "Ma'am this is library."
So the blonde leans in and whispers "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola."
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.
Two blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.
She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar."
The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
So the first Blonde hands her the compact.
She looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year’s hide and seek champ.
A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died.
After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly.
"What's the story?" she asked.
"Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied.
"How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days?
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.