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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
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A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, "What do you have in the bag?" The blonde replies: "I have chickens!" The man thinks for a moment and says, "If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?" The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, "Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"
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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
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What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? There have been sightings of Bigfoot.
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Q: Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
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A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to of all people a beautiful, you guessed it, blonde. The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning? Tell her a joke on Friday night.
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She was so blonde that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
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Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a cell phone?" Blonde: "They're too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car." Psychiatrist: "And do you receive any letters?" Blonde: "No, but I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."
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