Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.” When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds. “Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?” The blonde nods… “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." “From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor. “No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.
Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
A blonde went to buy a pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
What does a blonde use for protection during sex? A bus shelter.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
I'm a blonde! I'm a blonde, yay! B-L-O...? I'm a blonde, yay!
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex? A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."