Joke #3124

Q. How can you tell a head nurse? A. She's the one with the dirty knees!
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The famous sex therapist was on the radio taking questions when a caller asked, ‘Doctor, why do men always want to marry a virgin?’ To which the doctor responded, ‘To avoid criticism.’
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Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!
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Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds? A: That they are twenty…
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Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you? A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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Q: What is the difference between a mouse and a dick? A: No difference. Both are searching a hole.
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A woman, after giving birth to six babies, upon seeing her husband gets up off the hospital bed, walks over to him shouting "I told you not to go doggy style!"
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.
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Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex. Elmer says, "Yes sir, I did it three times last night with a 30 year old!" Leon replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?" To which Elmer said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!" So the second old man rushed to the store. The clerk asks the old man, "May I help you?" "Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Leon. "That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the clerk remarked. Leon replies, "Damn! Does everyone know about this except me?"
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