Q. How can you tell a head nurse? A. She's the one with the dirty knees!
Q: Why do men pay more for car insurance? A: Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn. Now I’ve got an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped. Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
A High School English Teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for a serious injury or illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. One smart-ass jock in the back of the room asks, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Not an excuse. You can use your other hand to write with."
Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity? A: The crayons are still sticky.
What did Adam say to Eve? ‘Stand back! I don’t know how big this thing gets!’