Q. How can you tell a head nurse?
A. She's the one with the dirty knees!
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To which the doctor responded, ‘To avoid criticism.’
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A: 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!
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A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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A: No difference. Both are searching a hole.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.
Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex.
Elmer says, "Yes sir, I did it three times last night with a 30 year old!"
Leon replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?"
To which Elmer said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!"
So the second old man rushed to the store.
The clerk asks the old man, "May I help you?"
"Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Leon.
"That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the clerk remarked.
Leon replies, "Damn! Does everyone know about this except me?"