Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men?
It changes their blood type.
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A couple have just had sex.
The woman says, ‘If I got pregnant, what would we call the baby?’
The man takes off his condom, ties a knot in it, and flushes it down the toilet.
‘Well,’ he says.
‘If he can get out of that, we’ll call him Houdini.’
A woman, after giving birth to six babies, upon seeing her husband gets up off the hospital bed, walks over to him shouting "I told you not to go doggy style!"
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave
A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with?
Anything for the family.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving?
A: “Thanks for coming!”
Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A. Locking the car door.
Three women were debating about how wide their pussy are.
The first one said: "When my husband makes sex he puts his penis and his testicles in my pussy."
The second lady said: "Wooo when we are in bed my husband puts his hand and his arm in mine."
It was the turn of the third woman that pointed to her pussy and said: Jimy; Jimy come out, please."
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