What's long and hard on a black guy?
Third grade.
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What really separates black people from society?
Prison.
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.
He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her and takes her purse.
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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