What's long and hard on a black guy?
Third grade.
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Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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What do you call 3 black guys sky diving?
Air pollution.
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A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head.
He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!”
His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!”
The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!”
His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?”
The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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Q: Why are crippled people always picked on?
A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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