What's long and hard on a black guy?
Third grade.
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man?
A: The White man is working legally.
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Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.
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A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake.
The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake.
The woman says to him:
You saved me!
I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish.
I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs.
Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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