What's long and hard on a black guy?
Third grade.
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They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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A: Out of date farming tools.
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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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