What's long and hard on a black guy?
Third grade.
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"
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What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man?
As much as you see with your eyes!
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What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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