What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican? A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.