What's long and hard on a black guy?
Third grade.
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A: Backed up sewage.
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire?
The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems:
"Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that?
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
"And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?"
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises."
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale?
A: Your shit back.
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Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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