What's long and hard on a black guy?
Third grade.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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Q: How do you get a black out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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