What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"