What's long and hard on a black guy?
Third grade.
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Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet?
A: Pushing his luck.
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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What do you call one black on the moon? Problem.
What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems.
What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime?
Nightfall.
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Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
A: Put it in a book.
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Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls?
A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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