What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works
Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.