Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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Q: What do you call an African American documentary?
A: Planet of the Apes.
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What do you call a black guy selling drugs?
A pharmacist.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire?
The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine...
then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him...
The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
"I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money...
but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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