Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black