Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
A: Cuz hes black
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Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina?
A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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