Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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Q: What do you call a cremated black person?
A: 100% cocoa powder.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
"They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together...
A: A pack of Gorillas.
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine...
then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him...
The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
"I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money...
but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray.
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What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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What do you call one black on the moon? Problem.
What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems.
What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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