Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames.
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He is so cute!
Does he speak?
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I don’t know I just bought him!
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man?
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