Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico?
A: You roll a penny
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road.
He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride.
A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?"
The black pastor snaps back.
The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision.
When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself.
He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?
Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
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