Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
Q: Why are black people getting stronger? A: TV's are getting heavier
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.