Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!"
A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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