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Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
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What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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