Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Q: What does the devil do to black babies?
A: Nothing they're already burned.
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Why did the black guy cross the road?
Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down?
A: KitKat Chunky.
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Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?
A: A taxi.
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Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls?
A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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