Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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Why did the black guy cross the road?
Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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Q: Which is better, being born black or gay?
A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
He is so cute!
Does he speak?
Asks the white guy.
I don’t know I just bought him!
Says the parrot.
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What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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