A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.