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What kind of money do marsupials use? Pocket change!
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‘The United States has developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It’s called the stock market.’ Jay Leno
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Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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A man is talking to the tax inspector who’s come to review his records. The inspector says, ‘As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to pay them with a smile.’ ‘Thank God for that,’ replies the man. ‘I thought you were going to ask for cash.’
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Why does ET have such big eyes? He saw the phone bill.
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Q: What kind of money do elves use? A: Jingle bills!
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What’s the best way to get in touch with your long-lost relatives? Win the Lottery.
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Q: If marriage is terrific what is divorce? A: Ten thousand!
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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