What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes.
A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar." "One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, "Could I have steak and chips?" "Certainly," says the barman, "that'll be two dollars." "Two dollars?" cries the man. "You're joking. Where's the guy who owns this place?" The barman says, "Upstairs, with my wife"." The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The barman says, "The same thing I'm doing to his business."
What does a man call true love? An erection.
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Jennifer, wanna go to my place? I am not Jennifer But I didn't ask about that...
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!
How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? A. One - men will screw anything. B. One - men will screw up anything. C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A rumor.