What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."
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What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
10 things men don't say
1)Let's watch Lifetime.
2)Sex is overrated.
3)I don't want to go too far on the first date.
4)Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you.
5)Don't we owe your mother a visit?
6)I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down.
7)Dessert goes right to my hips.
8)I hate when I miss Oprah.
9)Does this suit make me look fat?
10)I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.
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Men are like.....Bank Machines.
Once they withdraw they lose interest.
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common?
A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
Why do men want to vote for a female President?
Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
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General Peter Pollock, the Navy Chief was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army.
General Pollock arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall.
They both walk around the place, and Pollock asks: "So how are your men Marshall?"
"Very well trained, Peter."
"I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they're the bravest men all over the country."
"Well, my men are very brave, too."
"I'd like to see that."
So Marshall calls an under-trainee and says:
"James!
I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!"
"Are you crazy?
It'd kill me, you idiot!
I'm out of here!"
As James ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered Pollock and said:
"You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general."