Q: What would men do if they had breasts? A: They'd stay at home and play with them all day.
Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
How are men like diplomas? You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.
Why don't men like to drink coffee at work? It keeps them awake.
How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man. This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.
Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
How can you tell if a man is aroused? He's breathing.
Man to a woman: "Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?" Woman: "No." Man: "Lets have lunch sometime…"
After an accident... 1st Driver : I flashed the headlights and told you to let me go first. 2nd Driver : I also started the wipers and said NO NO...