What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party.
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Lady, I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future.
Don't tell me things that I already know, tell me if there would be an investigation!
"Oh, my love! My darling! If you give me one more kiss, I’ll be forever yours!"
"Sh*t... thanks for the warning."
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AND that girl stole his bacon.
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Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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