Joke #3240

Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting

What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods.

A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe and spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science and mathematics. He makes friends with the tribe's chief and his wife and they all live happily for some time. One day the chief's wife gives birth to a white child. The word spreads and the entire tribe is in shock. The chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look, you are the only white man we've ever seen around here, and my wife gave birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!" The professor replied, "No, chief, you're mistaken. What we have here is a natural occurrence what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion." The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about the white kid."

Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.

Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.

What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.

How do you get a nigga out of a tree? Cut the rope.

One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running. I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.

Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.