Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable?
A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill
A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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What do you call a black guy selling drugs?
A pharmacist.
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A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why? What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems:
"Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that?
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
"And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?"
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises."
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
A: Neither have they...
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