Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale?
A: Your shit back.
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In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one?
A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass?
A: He becomes a toblerone!
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A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?"
"Africa" the parrot responds.
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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