Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable? A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".