Joke #3240

Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
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What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
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How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
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Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
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Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
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