Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call all of the blacks on the moon?
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
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What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks?
A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.
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Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
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Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
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