Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?
Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Q: Which is better, being born black or gay?
A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger
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Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him?
A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat:
In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet!
In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
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