Joke #3240

Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
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Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree? A nigger less on the earth. But when two niggers climb up into a tree? Two niggers less on the earth. But when tree niggers climb up into a tree? The branch breaks!
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