What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
Sex.
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Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
Q: What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%?
A: Her wedding cake.
Let's not mess with nature.
We are here to make babies.
So, let's get to it.
The wife bought a new see through nighty, wore it without any underclothes and came swinging before the husband.
Aroused Husband says, "You look so beautiful and sexy my darling."
The wife says, "I know that, I tried it the same way at the store and the salesman was the first one to tell me that."
There is nothing wrong with sex on TV – as long as you don’t fall off.
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
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The vicar never entertained lewd thoughts – they always entertained him.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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They say sex is a killer...
Do you want to die happy?
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