Joke #4640

Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.

Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it. Why? Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex. No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.

The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."

Men, don’t buy expensive ‘ribbed’ condoms; buy an ordinary one and slip in a handful of frozen peas.

"Excuse me," he says to her, "do we know each other?" "Sure," she answers, "one of my children is yours!" The guy confused, thinks and suddenly remembers the only time he cheated his wife. So he asks her: "Were you that stripper invited at a bachelor party at the suburbs last spring and we ended up having wild sex in the kitchen? You had manacled my hands and you cramed a carrot in my a…!" The woman frowned answers: "No, I am your son’s philologist..."

Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.

Q: What have condoms and tires in common? A: Good year.

Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.

Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men? It changes their blood type.

Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.