How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?
Guilt gifts are nicer.
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Men are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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What does a man call true love?
An erection.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
A man walked into the doctor's office and said: "Doc, I've eaten something that disagrees with me."
A voice from his stomach replies: "No you haven't."
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
What is a "successful hunting trip"?
When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
How is a man like a snowstorm?
You don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.