How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.
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What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?
It ends up in his mouth.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
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What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
B. Penicillin.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?
A: Who knows it's never been done.
Q: Why did God create Adam before he created eve?
A: Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
How can you tell if a man is aroused?
He's breathing.
Why does a man prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.