How are men like chocolates?
A.They never last long enough
B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
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Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
John: I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. Did you?
Bob: I'm not sure. What was your wife's maiden name?
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son?
Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see."
She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
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How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?
A: Because they can understand them.
Why does a man prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.
Two men walked into a restaurant, the first one asks for tea.
The second also asks for tea.
"And make sure the glass is clean," he tells the waiter.
When the waiter returns with the two glasses of tea he asks, "Which one of you asked for the clean glass?"