Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
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Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened.
The blonde said that her mother had passed away.
The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left.
The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again.
She asked her why she was crying this time.
"I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!"
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
Q: What's a blonde's favorite drink
A: A cocktail.
A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T
hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
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A blonde girl walks in the street and sees a banana peel.
Sad she was, thinking...damn I will stumble again...!
She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.
What’s it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear?
Data transfer.
Q: How are blondes like postage stamps?
A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.
The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"