Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
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What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common?
Black boxes.
Why do blondes like lightning?
"They think someone is taking their picture."
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks “Why in the world are you dressed like this?“
The Cowboy says, “Well it’s like this Sheriff… I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motorhome with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt . so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants…so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts… so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town, cowboy..' and here I am.”
Son of a Gun, Blond men do exist.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
Because she was trying to make up her mind.
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
"There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."
Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
An Australian guy walks into a bar with a crocodile under his arm.
He asks the bartender if he will give him free drinks if he shows he can put his penis inside the crocs mouth for 15 seconds without it getting bit off.
The bartender agrees.
The guy opens the crocs mouth and puts his penis inside it; the croc gently closes his mouth and after 15 seconds the Australian hits him over the head with a bottle, causing the croc to open his mouth and let the guy withdraw his penis.
The bartender starts serving the free drinks to the Austr alian and then tells everyone in the bar "If anyone else can do that then I will give them free drinks also".
There is a pause and then a blonde woman calls out "ok, I will do it but please don't hit me so hard over my head with the bottle".
What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back!