Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
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Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
Blonde cop pulls over blonde motorist.
Cop asks the motorist to see her license so the blonde searches in her purse & tells the blonde cop that she must have forgot it at home.
The blonde cop asks the blonde motorist does she have any other type of identification so she searches in her purse again, looks at a pocket mirror & says, "I have a picture of myself."
The cop asks to see it so the blonde motorist hands over the pocket mirror.
The blonde cop looks at it & says, "Well if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over."
A blonde pick ups her dress from the dry cleaners, when she leaves the Cashier says,
"Come again!"
Bonde said, "Nah..It was ketchup this time."
How can you tell if a blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart?
Her ears flap.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse?
So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
A blonde walks into a electronic store and asks the manager, “Can I buy that TV”
“No”
“Why not?”
“Because your a blonde.”
So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair red.
She returned to the electronic store and said, “Can I buy that TV?”
“No”
“Why not?”
“Your a blonde.”
So the blonde goes and shaves her hair off and returns to the electronic store and says, “Can I buy that TV?”
“No”
“Why not?”
“You’re a blonde”
“How can you tell I’m a blonde, I dyed my hair red, then shaved it off!”
“Because that’s not a TV, that’s a microwave!”
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