Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
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Q: Why did the blond layout on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?
A: She wanted to get a dark tan.
It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting.
Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven't bagged any.
One hunter looks at the other and says, "I just don't understand it, why aren't we getting any ducks?"
Her friend says, "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing the dog high enough."
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
Q: Why did the blonde climb on to the roof?
A: Someone told her the drinks were on the house.
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."