So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?"
She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it. 
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A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were asked where they would like to go.
The brunette said she would like to go to Mars.
The redhead said she would like to go to Venus.
The blonde said she would like to go to the Sun.
"But you would burn up", said the brunette. "Well, I would go at night. Duh", said the blonde.
Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet?
A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break...
It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone’s been in a 747.
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert.
A genie appears and gives each of them one wish.
The redhead says " I wish I could fly" and flys away.
The brunette says "I wish I was home" and teleports home.
The blonde steps up, sighs, and says " I wish my friends were back.
Why do blondes like lightning?
"They think someone is taking their picture."
One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon.
One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!"
The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?"
They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting.
Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven't bagged any.
One hunter looks at the other and says, "I just don't understand it, why aren't we getting any ducks?"
Her friend says, "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing the dog high enough."