Joke #3354

What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground!
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Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing. Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing. Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots of room.
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Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan? A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.
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Once there was a little boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, "Mommy, I have to piss." The mother said, "Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite." The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom. He told his father, "Daddy I have to whisper." The father said, "OK. Here, whisper in my ear."
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Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths? A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
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What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina? Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
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