Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite? A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
LaShaunda had just given birth to a daughter and discussed possible names with her hospital roommate, LaQoowanga. LaShwanda mentioned a name she had heard in the doctor's office, "Vagina". When the hospital personnel asked her what name to put on the birth certificate, LaShaunda said "Vagina". "You can't name your baby that!" "Don't disrespect me! I be her mama. I can names her anything I want." When the hospital person tried to explained what the name meant, LaShaunda said, "No, No! that's a cootchie!"
Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!
Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
A man goes to the doctor about the size if his penis. He says to the doctor "My penis is too small." Doctor gives the man some medicine, says "Drink this everytime you bump into something your penis will grow an inch." So the man thanks the doctor and leaves. He drinks the medicine on his way home he bumps into a lampot so his penis grew an inch. Just a little further down the road he bumps into an Indian guy. A thousand apologies, he penis grows one thousand inches, baffled by his extra long penis he decides to paint it red, hite and blue, and wrapped it round his neck, he decides to go to the cinema, he was watching a dirty movie, sat on the top of the row of seats, all of a sudden this voice comes on the speaker. "Can the man with the red white and blue scarf stop chucking ice cream to the people below?"
What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.