Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite? A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths? A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
I got home to see my two months pregnant wife crouched in the bathroom crying. Her red, smudged eyes looked at me as she told me she'd lost the baby. I told the silly thing not to be so upset, I could clearly see it in the toilet.
I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long.
Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party? They gave him the cold shoulder!
Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?" The other missionary replied, "I just peed in the soup!"
Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game? A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.