Q: Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex?
A: He didn't want to get hearing aids.
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Her mom answered: "You must be too lucky, when I married your dad; he had only one inch!"
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"Well...no. What makes you say that..?"
"Because the other night, I overheard Daddy say that he screwed the ass off of a nurse..!"
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Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common?
A: Black are bigger than white.
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Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms?
A: So gay guys can play star wars.
Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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