Joke #1428

Boy: you left this at my house last night Girl: that aint mine Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
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Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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A nun gets on a bus thats empty except for the driver. She says "I'm going to die soon but I want to have sex before I die. Problem is I must remain a virgin so it has to be to ass. I can't commit adultery, so the man must be single.Can you fulfill my wish?" "Yes" says the bus driver and fulfills her wish. Feeling guilty he says "I'm sorry I lied, I'm married with 3 kids." "Thats ok" replied the nun "I lied too." "My name is Kevin and Im going to a fancy dress party."
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Q: Why do vegetarians give good head? A: Beause they're used to eating nuts.
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One day, a hippie and a nun get on a bus. The hippie whispers into the nun's ear and says "You wanna have sex?" and the nun says, "No way you sicko!", after that, the hippie gets off the bus and tells the bus driver to tell the nuns to go to the graveyard at 9:00pm that night. At 9:00pm the nun arrives at the graveyard and the hippie is there dressed as god. The hippie then commands the nun to have sex with him and the nun replies, "Ok, but can you do it up the back?", the hippie agrees and they do it. After they're done, the hippie pulls of his mask and yells, "HA! I am the hippie from the bus" then the nun pulls of HIS mask and says "HA! I am the bus driver!"
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Dad: Hey son, if you keep masturbating your going to go blind. Son: Dad im over here.
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Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
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WTF? = Where's The Food?
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Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
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Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.
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Me: Can I call an officer a pussy? Cop: No. Me: Can I call a pussy 'officer?' Cop: I guess you could... Me: Goodnight, officer
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